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<blockquote data-quote="Paththara_malli" data-source="post: 1952824" data-attributes="member: 82908"><p>[FONT=Monotype Corsiva, Zapf Chancery]<span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong> Sometime into the future, Mervin Silva is dead and has left his wife behind. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong>His wife was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong>Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, '' Hi darling...This is meeee...'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong>'Mervin,' she answered. 'I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?' </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong>'Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,' Mervin Silva answered. '</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong>The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over.' </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong>'Thank God, you made it to heaven,' his wife cried.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong>'Heaven?' he answered. 'What heaven? I'm a cow in Bandarawela!'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"><strong></strong></span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Paththara_malli, post: 1952824, member: 82908"] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva, Zapf Chancery][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f][B] Sometime into the future, Mervin Silva is dead and has left his wife behind. His wife was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, '' Hi darling...This is meeee...' 'Mervin,' she answered. 'I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?' 'Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,' Mervin Silva answered. ' The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over.' 'Thank God, you made it to heaven,' his wife cried. 'Heaven?' he answered. 'What heaven? I'm a cow in Bandarawela!' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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