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Message: <blockquote data-quote="fzcool" data-source="post: 3647002" data-attributes="member: 10264">****Mervin Silva Jokes****Marriage :Mervin Silva's Girl Friend: I'm one year older thanyou....will it bad forour marriage?Mervin Silva : No, not at all.....We'll marry in nextyear.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** * *Hidden Camera's :Mrs.Mervin Silva caught Mervin Silva searching high and lowall around hisliving room.Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'What are you searching for?'Mr. Mervin Silva: 'Hidden cameras!'Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'And what makes you think that thereare hiddencameras here?'Mr. Mervin Silva: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what Iam doing. Everyfew minutes he keeps saying, 'You arewatching Rupavahini channel'. How does he knowthat?'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * *Relaxing :Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'Another guy came and asked him the same question.Mervin Silva answered, 'No! No! Me Mervin Silva!'A third one came and asked him the same question again.Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift hisplace.While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'The other man was a lot more educated and answered,'Yes, I am relaxing.'Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,idiot. Everyone islooking for you and you are sitting over here!'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** * *Heaven :Mervin Silva died and went to heaven.When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him thatnew rules arein effect due to the advances in education onearth. In order togain admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with'T'.2. How many seconds are there in a year?Mervin Silva thought for a few minutes and answered.1. The two days of the week that begin with'T' are Today andTomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today andTomorrow answer, even thoughit's not the answer I expected. But howdid you get 12 seconds in a year?'Mervin Silva replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...'Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** *The Wash Basin :Mervin Silva goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washingthe basininstead...The manager comes running and asks him,'Sir, what areyou doing?'Mervin Silva replies, 'Read this board here, it says`Wash Basin'.'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** * *English Exam :Mervin Silva finished his English exam and came out.His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied,'Exam was okay, butfor the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought,and thought, atlast I wrote THUNK!!!'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** *Answer the following questions in brief :Mervin Silva is appearing for his University finalexamination.He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at thequestion paperfor five minutes and then in a fit of inspirationtakes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. Hethen removes hisshirt and throws it away as well, followed by hispants, socks andwatch.The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what isgoing on.'I am only following the instructions here,' hesays, 'it says here, `Answerthe following questions in brief'.'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** * *Essay :The English teacher told all the students in the class towrite an essayon a cricket match. All were busy writing exceptMervin Silva.He had written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! '* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** *The Postman :The Postman: 'I have to come 5 miles to deliver youthis parcel.'Mervin Silva: 'Why did you come so far? Instead youcould have posted it.'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** * *Coffee Shop :Mervin Silva and his wife went to a coffee shopMervin Silva said, 'Hurry Up Drinkquickly.....!!!'.His wife asked, ' why...???'Mervin Silva said, 'Hot Coffee Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs.10'.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** * *Letter to his Son :Mervin Silva was writing something very slowly.A friend came and askes, 'Why are you writing soslowly?'Mervin Silva replies, 'I'm writing to my 6 year oldson,... he can't readvery fast.'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** * *How I Look When Im Sleeping :Mervin Silva was standing in front of the mirror with hiseyes closed.His wife sees this and asks: What you are doing.....????Mervin Silva replies, I'm seeing how I look whileI'm sleeping....!!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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