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Message: <blockquote data-quote="bonty89" data-source="post: 5007270" data-attributes="member: 174000">Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.   Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".   Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Mervyn Silva to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?   Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Mervyn Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.    Mervyn Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Mervyn Silva: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"   Mervyn Silva got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" MS replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.   Mervyn Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago Dr: What were u doing till now? Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate key Dr: So why did you come today? Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!! </blockquote>

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