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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Shguts" data-source="post: 1503665" data-attributes="member: 24669">Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b**tard!"The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner."Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You f**king b**tard!!!"The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that b**tard. And every time I asked to borrow a f**king spanner, he said he didn't have one!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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