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<blockquote data-quote="sira_malli" data-source="post: 10636715" data-attributes="member: 176456"><p>When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun, SCO(UNIX) and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX and MS-Condom respectively. </p><p> </p><p>A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly. </p><p> </p><p>Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure. </p><p> </p><p>Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finishes reading the instructions, given along with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX. </p><p> </p><p>Finally he switched to MS-Condom. </p><p> </p><p>To his surprise it was so good........and comfortable!. He used it happily. </p><p> </p><p>Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft. </p><p> </p><p>He got his reply from Microsoft: </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. What do u think was Microsoft's reply...........??? </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. </p><p>. A PATCH IS COMING SOON...!</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sira_malli, post: 10636715, member: 176456"] When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun, SCO(UNIX) and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX and MS-Condom respectively. A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly. Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure. Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finishes reading the instructions, given along with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX. Finally he switched to MS-Condom. To his surprise it was so good........and comfortable!. He used it happily. Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft. He got his reply from Microsoft: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What do u think was Microsoft's reply...........??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A PATCH IS COMING SOON...! :D:D [/QUOTE]
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