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Message: <blockquote data-quote="lansoft" data-source="post: 2181040" data-attributes="member: 52209">MICROSOFT HELP DESK! <img src="http://schools.nyc.gov/NR/rdonlyres/F2165739-8334-4020-86CF-C592CE85C1DF/13095/lady1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />      Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one...-------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damnit!--------------------------------------------------------------------Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...--------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: I have problems printing in red...Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?Customer: No.--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: And now hit F8.Customer: It's not working.Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...--------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.Customer: OKHelpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesHelpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?--------------------------------------------------------------------A customer couldn't get on the internet.Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?Customer: Five stars.--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?Customer: Netscape.Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.--------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!---------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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