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Message: <blockquote data-quote="funkoluwa" data-source="post: 1293408" data-attributes="member: 32966"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>5000 candidates assembled in a large room.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>One candidate was Sompala Pathirana, a Sinhalese living in USA.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>2000 people leave the room.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Soma says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try’.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>2000 people leave the room.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Soma says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>What can happen to me?' So he stays.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>500 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>So he stays in the room.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak SERBO - CROATIAN to leave.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>498 people leave the room.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Soma says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of SERBO - CROATIAN but what do I have to lose?'</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Everyone else has gone.</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Bill Gates joined them and said,</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>'Apparently you are the only TWO candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>and speak SERBO - CROATIAN, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>and......</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>calmly, Soma turns to the other candidate and says ‘Kohomada Machang?'</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The other candidate answers 'Ammata siri...... umbath Lankavenda?'</strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>THEY GOT SELECTED!!</strong></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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