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<blockquote data-quote="damm2009" data-source="post: 6544882" data-attributes="member: 203298"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">MIcrosoft Vacancy (Nice)</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5000 candidates assembled in a large room. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One candidate was Sompala Pathirana, a Sinhalese living in </span></span> USA .</p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who donot know JAVA programming to leave. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2000 people leave the room. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Soma says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2000 people leave the room. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Soma says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself but I have n ot hing to lose if I stay. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What can happen to me?' So he stays.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">500 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, 'I left schoool at 15 but what have I got to lose?' </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So he stays in the room. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak SERBO - CROATIAN to leave. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">498 people leave the room. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Soma says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of SERBO - CROATIAN but what do I have to lose?' </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Everyone else has gone. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Bill Gates joined them and said, </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Apparently you are the only TWO candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and speak SERBO - CROATIAN, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and......</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">calmly, Soma turns to the other candidate and says 'Kohomada Machang?' </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The other candidate answers 'Ammata siri...... umbath Lankavenda?' </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">THEY GOT SELECTED!! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="damm2009, post: 6544882, member: 203298"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]MIcrosoft Vacancy (Nice)[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]5000 candidates assembled in a large room. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]One candidate was Sompala Pathirana, a Sinhalese living in [/SIZE][/FONT] USA . [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who donot know JAVA programming to leave. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]2000 people leave the room. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Soma says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]2000 people leave the room. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Soma says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself but I have n ot hing to lose if I stay. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]What can happen to me?' So he stays.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]500 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, 'I left schoool at 15 but what have I got to lose?' [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]So he stays in the room. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak SERBO - CROATIAN to leave. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]498 people leave the room. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Soma says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of SERBO - CROATIAN but what do I have to lose?' [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Everyone else has gone. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Bill Gates joined them and said, [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'Apparently you are the only TWO candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]and speak SERBO - CROATIAN, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]and......[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]calmly, Soma turns to the other candidate and says 'Kohomada Machang?' [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The other candidate answers 'Ammata siri...... umbath Lankavenda?' [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]THEY GOT SELECTED!! [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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