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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cj4ever" data-source="post: 8627041" data-attributes="member: 48861">ඔව් ද නැද්ද කියලා බලන්න කලින් මට මේ හම්බවෙච්ච රට්ටු මිගාර ගැන කඩ්ඩෙන් කියපු කාරණා 50 කියවලා බලන්න Migara once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa. Migara killed Spiderman using Baygon Spray(Coakroach Spay). There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Migara allowed to live. Migara can divide by zero. Migara can delete the Recycle Bin. Migara once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. Migara can make onions cry. Migara has already been to Mars, that’s why there is no sign of life there. When you say ‘no one is perfect’, Migara takes this as a personal insult. Google won’t find Migara because you don’t find Migara; Migara finds you. Migara is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Migara doesn’t wear a watch. He decides his own time as it is. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Migara could use to kill you, including the room itself. When Migara is asked to kill someone he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it to go to the destination. Migara has counted to infinity, twice. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Migara lives in Hyderabad. Water boils faster when Migara stares at it. Migara kills two stones with one bird. Migara killed the Dead Sea. Migara gave Mona Lisa that smile. Migara can drown a fish. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Migara kicked one of the corners off. Migara can build a snowman out of rain. Migara will attain separate statehood in 2013. Migara can play the violin with a piano. Migara kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. Migara puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter. Migara grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own body heat. Migara once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Migara got his drivers licence at the age of 16 seconds. Migara can give pain to painkillers and headache to Anacin. Time and tide wait for Migara. Migara doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Hyderabad and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates. his email <a href="mailto:gmail@migaramk.com">gmail@migaramk.com</a> Migara doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Migara, there is no other way. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Migara”. Once a cobra bit Migara’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Migara is on. When Migara plays Monopoly, it affects the world economy. දැන් තේරේනවානේ පොරක් ද නැද්ද කියලා ඒ වගේම තවත් හේතුවක් තියෙනවා පුස් කේක් විකුණ විකුණා බුවා හොරෙන්ම 18000 ක් ගහන්න යනවා18000<img src="http://www.berea.k12.oh.us/bhs/lib/bhs/congrats.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/sl/02/11/chocolate-cake-sl-366569-l.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></blockquote>

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