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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Heshanck93" data-source="post: 1303296" data-attributes="member: 28732">WELCOME TO Mihinair!!!"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Wijepala , welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board Mihinair .We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad  weather and some overtime I put in at the bakery.This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And if luck is in your favour, we may even be landing on schedule!   Mihinair has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even LTTE terrorists are afraid to fly with us!It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination.If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off.To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we servecomplimentary Kiribath & Dhal. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only Airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however we go too close do let us know.  Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."ENJOY MIHINAIR!!!! !HOPE DIS IS NOT A REPOSTAND HOPE DIS DOES NOT OFFEND ANYONE</blockquote>

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