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<blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3249617" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p><span style="color: black"><strong>It is high time at the edge of the victory over a 3 decade old war..</strong></span></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong>The story of Uncle Bob</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess"</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>"Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched."</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>"That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have a story to share?"</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a Green Beret in Vietnam and his helicopter got hit. He had to crash land in enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands."</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, " What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>"Don't f*ck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AtulaSiriwardane, post: 3249617, member: 120286"] [COLOR=black][B]It is high time at the edge of the victory over a 3 decade old war..[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][B]The story of Uncle Bob[/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][B]The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess" "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?" "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched." "That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a Green Beret in Vietnam and his helicopter got hit. He had to crash land in enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, " What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Don't f*ck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [CENTER]:D :D :D :D :D [/CENTER] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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