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<blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3256155" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p>[FONT=times new roman,helvetica] <strong>Requesting a three day pass</strong></p><p></p><p>An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. </p><p></p><p>The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" </p><p></p><p>So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! </p><p></p><p>The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" </p><p></p><p>"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </p><p>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AtulaSiriwardane, post: 3256155, member: 120286"] [FONT=times new roman,helvetica] [B]Requesting a three day pass[/B] An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!" ;) [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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