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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3256176" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p><strong>General, I'm new....</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">clear; no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">on the windshield."</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The general said, "Drive on!"</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on."</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?"</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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