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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3256244" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><strong>Never mess with a Ranger...</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The CO was curious so he sent a marine up to see what was going on. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">As the marine approached the ranger sprinted into the woods, and the marine followed. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Ranger stepped out and stood back at attention. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The ranger ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The ranger ran into the woods. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">He emerged moments later after sime more yelling and screaming with no sign of the marines anywhere. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of marines charging up the hill. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The ranger ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Finally a terribly wounded marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO. </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one army ranger destroyed an entire battalion of marines" </span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them"</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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