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<blockquote data-quote="jay25" data-source="post: 6196060" data-attributes="member: 158775"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Q: Why are <span style="color: blue">condoms transparent</span>?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A: <span style="color: red">So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Signboard outside a <span style="color: blue">prostitute's house</span>:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: red">Married MEN not allowed</span>. We serve the <span style="color: red">needy, not the greed</span>y...</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue">New AIDS awareness slogan:</span></strong><strong>[FONT=&quot]</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Try [/FONT]</strong><strong><span style="color: red">different positions with the same woman</span></strong><strong> instead of <span style="color: red">same position with different women.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Why is <span style="color: blue">$ex like shaving</span>?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Well, because no matter <span style="color: red">how well you do it today</span>... tomorrow <span style="color: red">you'll have to do it again...</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Q: What will happen <span style="color: blue">if earth rotates 30 times faster?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A: <span style="color: blue">Men will get their salary everyday</span> and <span style="color: red">women will bleed to death</span>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Q: <span style="color: blue">Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right</span>?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A: Bcoz <span style="color: red">90% boys are right handed.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Q: What is the difference between a <span style="color: blue">PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A: When you <span style="color: red">pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over</span>, but when you <span style="color: blue">pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME</span>!</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue">Advantages of having an affair with a married women.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>They <span style="color: red">give like hell.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>They <span style="color: red">do not yell.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>They <span style="color: red">do not tell</span>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>They <span style="color: red">do not swell and there is no wedding bell!</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #6633ff">My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because </span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #990000">they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!</span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> [FONT=&quot]</p><p>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jay25, post: 6196060, member: 158775"] [SIZE=5][B]Q: Why are [COLOR=blue]condoms transparent[/COLOR]? A: [COLOR=red]So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted![/COLOR] Signboard outside a [COLOR=blue]prostitute's house[/COLOR]: [COLOR=red]Married MEN not allowed[/COLOR]. We serve the [COLOR=red]needy, not the greed[/COLOR]y... [COLOR=blue]New AIDS awareness slogan:[/COLOR][/B][B][FONT="] Try [/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=red]different positions with the same woman[/COLOR][/B][B] instead of [COLOR=red]same position with different women.[/COLOR] Why is [COLOR=blue]$ex like shaving[/COLOR]? Well, because no matter [COLOR=red]how well you do it today[/COLOR]... tomorrow [COLOR=red]you'll have to do it again...[/COLOR] Q: What will happen [COLOR=blue]if earth rotates 30 times faster?[/COLOR] A: [COLOR=blue]Men will get their salary everyday[/COLOR] and [COLOR=red]women will bleed to death[/COLOR]. Q: [COLOR=blue]Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right[/COLOR]? A: Bcoz [COLOR=red]90% boys are right handed. [/COLOR] Q: What is the difference between a [COLOR=blue]PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?[/COLOR] A: When you [COLOR=red]pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over[/COLOR], but when you [COLOR=blue]pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME[/COLOR]! [COLOR=blue]Advantages of having an affair with a married women.[/COLOR] They [COLOR=red]give like hell.[/COLOR] They [COLOR=red]do not yell.[/COLOR] They [COLOR=red]do not tell[/COLOR]. They [COLOR=red]do not swell and there is no wedding bell![/COLOR][/B] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#6633ff]My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#990000]they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple![/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT="] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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