Latest ads

Ad icon
Video Content Creator
- pramukag
- Updated: Today at 6:10 AM
Ad icon
QA Engineer Intern
- pramukag
- Updated: Today at 6:07 AM
Ad icon
Sell your Land, House on idamata.lk for FREE
- sajith.xp.pk
- Updated: Thursday at 9:03 AM
Handmade Character Soft Toys
- anil1961
- Updated: Tuesday at 2:11 PM
Bodim.lk out now !
- Manoj Suranga Bandara
- Updated: Jun 21, 2026

Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="amila_90210" data-source="post: 3778583" data-attributes="member: 111009"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A woman starts dating a doctor and she became pregnant. Just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest admitted to the the hospital for a prostate gland[a male organ resembels uterus] Surgery. The doctor says to the woman, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"Do you think it will work?" she asks.  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"It's worth a try." he says. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"Father, you're not going to believe this.".  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"You gave birth to a child!".  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"But that's impossible!" says the priest.  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."  </span></span></span>  </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo">"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,  </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">"I am your mother. The bishop{head priest] is your father."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Asuwa dahayen wadi kalama keeyada?

Top Bottom