Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Pure VPN - Up to 27 Months
vgp
Updated:
Friday at 8:10 AM
එක පැකේජ් එකයි මාසෙටම Unlimited Internet. තාමත් DATA CARD දාන්න සල්ලි වියදම් කරනවද? අඩුම මිලට අපෙන්.
sayuru bandara
Updated:
Jun 2, 2026
Ad icon
ඉන්ටර්නෙට් එකෙන් හරියටම සල්ලි හොයන්න සහ Success වෙන්න කැමතිද? 🚀 (E-Money & Success Stories)
siri sumana
Updated:
May 30, 2026
Gemini AI PRO 18 months Offer
Hawaka
Updated:
May 27, 2026
Ad icon
koko account
DasunEranga
Updated:
May 27, 2026
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
Missing Husband
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="vichi rox" data-source="post: 15577022" data-attributes="member: 385917"><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A lady went to the </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">police station</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> to file a report for her missing Husband:</span></span></strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Lady</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: I lost my Husband</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Inspector:</strong> What is his height?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lady</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: I never noticed</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Inspector:</strong> </span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Slim</span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> or healthy?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lady</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: Not slim can be healthy?</span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Inspector:</strong> Colour of eye?</span><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lady</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: Never noticed</span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Inspector:</strong> Colour of hair?</span><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lady</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: Changes according to season</span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Inspector:</strong> What was he wearing?</span></p><p> <span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lady</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Inspector:</strong> Was somebody with him ?????????</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> </p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lady</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, </span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">healthy</span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his</span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">left foot </span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I got this from a mail <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> hope u all will enjoy this <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> sorry if its a repost <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="vichi rox, post: 15577022, member: 385917"] [COLOR=gray][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]A lady went to the [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]police station[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana] to file a report for her missing Husband:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=gray][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana][B]Lady[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Verdana]: I lost my Husband [/FONT][FONT=Verdana][B]Inspector:[/B] What is his height? [/FONT][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana]Lady[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Verdana]: I never noticed [/FONT][FONT=Verdana][B]Inspector:[/B] [/FONT][FONT=Verdana]Slim[/FONT][FONT=Verdana] or healthy? [/FONT][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana]Lady[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Verdana]: Not slim can be healthy?[/FONT][FONT=Verdana] [B]Inspector:[/B] Colour of eye?[/FONT][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] Lady[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Verdana]: Never noticed[/FONT][FONT=Verdana] [B]Inspector:[/B] Colour of hair?[/FONT][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] Lady[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Verdana]: Changes according to season[/FONT][FONT=Verdana] [B]Inspector:[/B] What was he wearing?[/FONT] [COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana]Lady[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Verdana]: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][B]Inspector:[/B] Was somebody with him ????????? [/FONT][COLOR=gray][/COLOR] [COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana]Lady[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Verdana]: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, [/FONT][FONT=Verdana]healthy[/FONT][FONT=Verdana], blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his[/FONT][FONT=Verdana]left foot [/FONT][FONT=Verdana]thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying….. I got this from a mail :D hope u all will enjoy this ;) sorry if its a repost :( [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Dawasata paya keeyak thibeda?
Post reply
Top
Bottom