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Message: <blockquote data-quote="absolutel" data-source="post: 13581450" data-attributes="member: 59822">International Dating EtiquetteCAUCASIAN WOMANFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.BLACK WOMANFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!IRISH WOMANFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.ITALIAN WOMANFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.JEWISH WOMANFirst Date: You get dynamite head.Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.MIDDLE EASTERN WOMANFirst Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing all your assets.Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.LATIN WOMANFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunte, have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She is pregnant.Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend  and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.POLISH WOMANFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address..Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.KOREAN WOMANFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.INDIAN WOMANFirst date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.</blockquote>

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