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<blockquote data-quote="absolutel" data-source="post: 13581581" data-attributes="member: 59822"><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">This twelve-year old boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">on a string behind him, slaps a hundred-dollar bill on the counter,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and says "i want one of your women."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the madam looks at him and says "don't you think you're a bit young</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">for that?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">he slaps another hundred on the counter and says "i want one</span> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">of your women."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the madam says "okay, have a seat, she'll be down in about twenty</span> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">minutes."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">he slaps another hundred on the counter and says "she has to have</span> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">active aids."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the madam starts to sputter and ask why, but he slaps another hundred</span> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">on the counter and says "active herpes." she responds, "okay, have a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">seat-</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">it'll be about ten minutes."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">ten minutes later, a woman comes out, they go upstairs (dragging this</span> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">dead frog) and do their deal...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">as he's leaving, the madam asks him "okay, why did you want someone</span> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">with active herpes?" the kid replies...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">when i get home, i'm going to fuck the babysitter, and when mom and</span> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">dad get home, dad will take the babysitter home and fuck her on the way.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and when he gets back, he and mom are going to go upstairs and fuck.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">tomorrow morning after dad goes to work, the milkman will come in and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><span style="font-size: 12px">mom will fuck him, and he's the bastard that ran over my frog.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="absolutel, post: 13581581, member: 59822"] [FONT=Lucida Console][SIZE=3]This twelve-year old boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog on a string behind him, slaps a hundred-dollar bill on the counter, and says "i want one of your women." the madam looks at him and says "don't you think you're a bit young[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Console] [SIZE=3] for that?" he slaps another hundred on the counter and says "i want one[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] of your women." the madam says "okay, have a seat, she'll be down in about twenty[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] minutes." he slaps another hundred on the counter and says "she has to have[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] active aids." the madam starts to sputter and ask why, but he slaps another hundred[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] on the counter and says "active herpes." she responds, "okay, have a seat- it'll be about ten minutes." ten minutes later, a woman comes out, they go upstairs (dragging this[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] dead frog) and do their deal... as he's leaving, the madam asks him "okay, why did you want someone[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] with active herpes?" the kid replies... when i get home, i'm going to fuck the babysitter, and when mom and[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] dad get home, dad will take the babysitter home and fuck her on the way. and when he gets back, he and mom are going to go upstairs and fuck. and tomorrow morning after dad goes to work, the milkman will come in and mom will fuck him, and he's the bastard that ran over my frog.[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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