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Message: <blockquote data-quote="n_ayeshmantha" data-source="post: 7526628" data-attributes="member: 62782"> <a href="http://vihilulanka.blogspot.com/2008/12/udurawana-jokes.html" target="_blank">UDURAWANA  JOKES</a>    Interviewer: what is your birth date?Udurawana : 13th OctoberWhich  year?Udurawana : EVERY YEAR============ ========= =========  =========Manager asked Udurawana  at an interviewCan you  spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Udurawana replyed:  -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.============ ========= ========= =========After  returning back from a foreign trip,  Udurawana asked his wife,Do I  look like a foreigner?Wife: No! Why?Udurawana : In London a lady  asked me "Are you a foreigner?"============ ========= =========  ========= One tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana "Any great man  born in this village???" Udurawana : no sir, only small Babies!!!============  ========= ========= =========In the university, lecturer asked  to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi"So  Udurawana writes, "Buddha  was born in India & was a great Philosopher , but I don't know who  is Jayanthi. ============ ========= ========= =========Udurawana  was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told  WALK. WALK.  Cockroach walked.  Then he cut it's second leg and told  the same.  Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.    At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't  walk.   Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut  cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.============ =========  ========= =========On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.Why???  A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS"  and He did  it..============ ========= ========= =========When Udurawana  was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler , the driver adjusted  mirror. Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back.  I will drive.============ ========= ========= ========= Interviewer:just  imagine  your in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?Udurawana  : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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