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Message: <blockquote data-quote="x-pert" data-source="post: 559473" data-attributes="member: 837">Kind of adult joke.. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchenlistening to her young son playing with his new electric train in theliving room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of yousons of bit*** who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is thelast stop! And all of you sons of bit*** who are getting on, get youras** in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind oflanguage in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you areto stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with yourtrain, but I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playingwith his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her sonsay, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, pleaseremember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you forriding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hopeyou will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your handluggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you whoare pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitc* in thekitchen."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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