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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jack_Sparrow" data-source="post: 2432624" data-attributes="member: 106688"><p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"It's not polite."</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really</p> <p style="text-align: left">none of your business."</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"</p> <p style="text-align: left">The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her</p> <p style="text-align: left">friend.</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers</p> <p style="text-align: left">license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." </p> <p style="text-align: left">Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you</p> <p style="text-align: left">are, you are 32."</p> <p style="text-align: left">The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." </p> <p style="text-align: left">The mother is past surprised and shocked now.</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a</p> <p style="text-align: left">divorce." </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"</p> <p style="text-align: left">"Because you got an F in sex." </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left">(REPOST nam SORRY.com)</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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