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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9270402" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">There once was a cop who was surveying a car crash.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">There were two people that had died in the crash. When he saw a monkey come out of the wreck the cop said “Man I wish you could talk,” the cop told the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Then you could tell me what happened.”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Oh but I can,” replied the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Well what were the couple doing?” questioned the cop.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Kissing,” replied the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“They were kissing?” asked the cop.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Yes, answered the monkey, and smoking.”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“At the same time?!” cried the cop.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Yes, and drinking,” replied the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“So let me get this straight, said the cop. “They were kissing,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">smoking, and drinking at the same time.”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Yep” answered the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Then what were you doing?” asked the cop.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Driving,” answered the monkey </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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