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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9270402" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">There once was a cop who was surveying a car crash.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">There were two people that had died in the crash. When he saw a monkey come out of the wreck the cop said “Man I wish you could talk,” the cop told the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Then you could tell me what happened.”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Oh but I can,” replied the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Well what were the couple doing?” questioned the cop.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Kissing,” replied the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“They were kissing?” asked the cop.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Yes, answered the monkey, and smoking.”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“At the same time?!” cried the cop.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Yes, and drinking,” replied the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“So let me get this straight, said the cop. “They were kissing,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">smoking, and drinking at the same time.”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Yep” answered the monkey.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Then what were you doing?” asked the cop.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">“Driving,” answered the monkey </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9270402, member: 312790"] [SIZE=3]There once was a cop who was surveying a car crash. There were two people that had died in the crash. When he saw a monkey come out of the wreck the cop said “Man I wish you could talk,” the cop told the monkey. “Then you could tell me what happened.” “Oh but I can,” replied the monkey. “Well what were the couple doing?” questioned the cop. “Kissing,” replied the monkey. “They were kissing?” asked the cop. “Yes, answered the monkey, and smoking.” “At the same time?!” cried the cop. “Yes, and drinking,” replied the monkey. “So let me get this straight, said the cop. “They were kissing, smoking, and drinking at the same time.” “Yep” answered the monkey. “Then what were you doing?” asked the cop. “Driving,” answered the monkey [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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