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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djchammi" data-source="post: 5834788" data-attributes="member: 143083">A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink ,and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar, and eats them. then grab some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole! The bartender screams at the guy, " did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "no what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table Whole!" says the bartender ... "Yeah, that doesn't suprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything in sight. the little ass whole. I'll pay for the cue ball, and any other stuff he may have eaten." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and, once again, the monkey starts running around the bar. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar, grabs it, sticks it up in his ass, pulls it out, and eates it. The bartender is disgusted. .."Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "Now what?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ass, then pulled it out and ate it!", says the barkeeper. " Yeah, that doesn't suprise me," replies the patron. "He still eates everything in sight... but ever since he ate that damn cue ball , he measures everything first now !!!"</blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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