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Message: <blockquote data-quote="thilzz" data-source="post: 3566726" data-attributes="member: 103868">A Prayer Before DyingWhen I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car....Almost Perfect LifeAn old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)."The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?"The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."Criminal MastermindAn applicant was filling out a job application.When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."He Said, She SaidHe said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."Great WriterThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></blockquote>

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