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<blockquote data-quote="Lich" data-source="post: 5147355" data-attributes="member: 6"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said :</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"And that woman was my mother!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Laughter and applause.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">" ....and I can't remember who she was! "</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lich, post: 5147355, member: 6"] [SIZE="4"]A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out " ....and I can't remember who she was! " By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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