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<blockquote data-quote="htsm" data-source="post: 563227" data-attributes="member: 17639"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">BRAIN TUMOR </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Doctor: Then why are you so happy? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">**** </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: 9 </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">**** </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">WHILE IN A DRUG STORE </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">**** </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Friend: What are you looking at? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: four asterisks! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">**** </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: 16 </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Friend: Why? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">**** </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film.I didn't see any picture. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Friend: What tape did you took anyway? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">**** </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Friend: condolence, my friend. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Friend: what now? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">**** </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stock on the escalator for 3 hrs. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">**** </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Spelling lesson </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="htsm, post: 563227, member: 17639"] [SIZE="3"]BRAIN TUMOR Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! **** MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! **** WHILE IN A DRUG STORE Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! **** QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Mr. Bean: four asterisks! **** Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. **** CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film.I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner. **** Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too! **** MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stock on the escalator for 3 hrs. **** Spelling lesson Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure![/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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