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Message: <blockquote data-quote="LonelyLife" data-source="post: 10438248" data-attributes="member: 360799">BRAIN TUMORDoctor: I regret to tell you that you have a  brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />**** MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOLTeacher: What is 5 plus 4?Mr. Bean: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,theanswer is  6!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" />**** WHILE IN A DRUG STOREMr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" />**** QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />Friend: What are you looking at?Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?Mr. Bean: four asterisks!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />****     CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND[/COLOR] ****Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.Friend: condolence, my friend.After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louderFriend: what now?Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />****  MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETINGColleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4hrs.because of a power failure.Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I gotstuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />****  Spelling lesson Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it onec or two c?Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />Sry if Repost.Cmnts are appreciated. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

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