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<blockquote data-quote="LonelyLife" data-source="post: 10438248" data-attributes="member: 360799"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Red">BRAIN TUMOR</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Doctor: Then why are you so happy?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></p><p></p><p>****</p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: red">MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: 9</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">answer </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">is 6!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></span></p><p></p><p>****</p><p> <strong><span style="color: red">WHILE IN A DRUG STORE</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.</p><p>Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?</p><p>Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /></p><p></p><p>****</p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: red">QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />Friend: What are you looking at?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: four asterisks!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></span></p><p></p><p>****</p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND</strong>[/CO</span></span><span style="color: red">LOR]</span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: red">****</span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">Friend: condolence, my friend.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">Friend: what now?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">****</span></p><p><span style="color: red"> <span style="font-size: 12px"> <strong><span style="color: red">MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">hrs.because of a power failure.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p><span style="color: red">****</span></p><p><span style="color: red"> <span style="font-size: 12px"> <span style="color: red"><strong>Spelling lesson</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">c or two c?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 10px">Sry if Repost.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: Lime">Cmnts are appreciated</span></strong>.</span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LonelyLife, post: 10438248, member: 360799"] [SIZE="3"][B][COLOR="Red"]BRAIN TUMOR[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!:P:P[/SIZE] **** [SIZE="3"][B][COLOR="red"]MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,the answer is 6!!:eek::eek:[/SIZE] **** [B][COLOR="red"]WHILE IN A DRUG STORE[/COLOR][/B] Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!:oo::oo: **** [SIZE="3"][B][COLOR="red"]QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]:shocked:Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Mr. Bean: four asterisks!:shocked:[/SIZE] **** [SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"][B]CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND[/B][/CO[/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR="red"]LOR] **** [SIZE="2"]Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!:sorry::sorry::D[/SIZE] **** [SIZE="3"] [B][COLOR="red"]MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING[/COLOR][/B] [/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.:shocked::lol:[/SIZE] **** [SIZE="3"] [COLOR="red"][B]Spelling lesson[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!:lol::lol: [/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]Sry if Repost.[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"][B][COLOR="Lime"]Cmnts are appreciated[/COLOR][/B].[/SIZE] :):)[/color] [/QUOTE]
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