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<blockquote data-quote="argan" data-source="post: 11674699" data-attributes="member: 42318"><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Mahinda Rajapakse goes to a school. After his talk, he offers question time....</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">One little boy puts up his hand and MR asked, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">"What is your name ?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">The boy replied "Saman"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">MR : Ok.... What is your question, Saman?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Boy : I have 3 questions.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">First, How can you arrest General Sarath Fonseka under Army act ?.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Second, Why did you allow Mervin Silva to contest again for the parliament ?.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Third, Where is the solution that you promised to give for the ethnic problem of this country ?.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Just then, the bell starts ringing for the interval . MR informs the kiddies that they will continue after the interval.. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">When they resume MR says, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">"Ok where were we ?? Oh, that's right.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Question time. Who has questions ?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">A different little boy raises his hand.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">MR points him out and asked him.... </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">"What is your name?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">The boy replied "Amden"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">What is your question Amden?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">I have 5 questions.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">First, How can you arrest General Sarath Fonseka under Army act ?.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Second, Why did you allow Mervin Silva to contest again for the parliament ?.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Third, Where is the solution that you promised to give for the ethnic problem of this country?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Fourth, Why did the interval bell ring 20 minutes early ?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Green">Fifth, Where is Saman ??????? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: Red">Only for FUN...</span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="argan, post: 11674699, member: 42318"] [B][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="5"]Mahinda Rajapakse goes to a school. After his talk, he offers question time.... One little boy puts up his hand and MR asked, [COLOR="Green"]"What is your name ?"[/COLOR] The boy replied "Saman" [COLOR="Green"]MR : Ok.... What is your question, Saman?[/COLOR] Boy : I have 3 questions. [COLOR="Green"]First, How can you arrest General Sarath Fonseka under Army act ?.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Green"]Second, Why did you allow Mervin Silva to contest again for the parliament ?.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Green"]Third, Where is the solution that you promised to give for the ethnic problem of this country ?.[/COLOR] Just then, the bell starts ringing for the interval . MR informs the kiddies that they will continue after the interval.. When they resume MR says, [COLOR="Green"]"Ok where were we ?? Oh, that's right. Question time. Who has questions ?"[/COLOR] A different little boy raises his hand. MR points him out and asked him.... [COLOR="Green"]"What is your name?[/COLOR] The boy replied "Amden" [COLOR="Green"]What is your question Amden?[/COLOR] I have 5 questions. [COLOR="Green"]First, How can you arrest General Sarath Fonseka under Army act ?. [/COLOR] [COLOR="Green"]Second, Why did you allow Mervin Silva to contest again for the parliament ?.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Green"]Third, Where is the solution that you promised to give for the ethnic problem of this country?[/COLOR] [COLOR="Green"]Fourth, Why did the interval bell ring 20 minutes early ?[/COLOR] [COLOR="Green"]Fifth, Where is Saman ??????? [/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR="Red"]Only for FUN...[/COLOR] :D :D :D [/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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