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<blockquote data-quote="G.D.1.nirmal" data-source="post: 4128625" data-attributes="member: 80976"><p>Mr<span style="font-size: 12px">. Mervyn Silva comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">his neck: She said " I have great news! I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">we can't tell anybody."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The next day, Mrs. Silva receives a telephone call from the Ceylon Electricity Board </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">because the electricity bill has not been paid. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Am I speaking to Mrs. Silva ?' , </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">’Yes, speaking' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">CEB guy: ' You're a month overdue, you know! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">' How do YOU know ? ' stammers Mrs Silva. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the CEB guy . </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'What are you saying? It's in your files ..........'HOW?????' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Yes ............ We have a system to find out who's overdue' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'GOD!!!!!!......... This is too much..........' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Madam, I am sorry.....I am following orders, I have to inform you</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">that you are overdue!' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'I know that......let me talk to my Husband about it tonight. He will</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">speak to your Company tomorrow ' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">bull, (as usual, you guess!) rushes to CEB office the next day. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">What business is that of yours?' the Mervyn shouts. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at CEB, 'it's nothing </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">serious. All you have to do is pay us.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'PAY you? And if I refuse?''' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks, alarmed !!!!!!!!! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a </span> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Candle !!!!</span></strong></p><p><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="G.D.1.nirmal, post: 4128625, member: 80976"] Mr[SIZE=3]. Mervyn Silva comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: She said " I have great news! I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Silva receives a telephone call from the Ceylon Electricity Board because the electricity bill has not been paid. 'Am I speaking to Mrs. Silva ?' , ’Yes, speaking' CEB guy: ' You're a month overdue, you know! ' How do YOU know ? ' stammers Mrs Silva. 'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the CEB guy . 'What are you saying? It's in your files ..........'HOW?????' 'Yes ............ We have a system to find out who's overdue' 'GOD!!!!!!......... This is too much..........' 'Madam, I am sorry.....I am following orders, I have to inform you that you are overdue!' 'I know that......let me talk to my Husband about it tonight. He will speak to your Company tomorrow ' That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a bull, (as usual, you guess!) rushes to CEB office the next day. 'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?' the Mervyn shouts. 'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at CEB, 'it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.' 'PAY you? And if I refuse?''' 'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.' 'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks, alarmed !!!!!!!!! 'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a [/SIZE] [B][SIZE=3]Candle !!!![/SIZE] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/B] [/QUOTE]
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