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Message: <blockquote data-quote="coolkasun" data-source="post: 5768706" data-attributes="member: 123068">Mr.  Silva comes home one night, and his   wife throws her arms aroundhis neck: She said " I have great news! I'm a   month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test   today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."The next day, Mrs.   Silva receives a telephone call from the Ceylon Electricity Board because the electricity bill has not   been paid. 'Am I speaking to Mrs. Silva ?' , ’Yes, speaking' CEB guy:  ' You're a month overdue, you   know! ' How do YOU know ? '   stammers Mrs Silva. 'Well, ma'am,   it's in our files!' says the CEB guy . 'What are you saying? It's in your files   ..........'HOW?????' 'Yes   ............ We have a system to find out who's overdue' 'GOD!!!!!!......... This is too much..........' 'Madam, I am sorry.....I am   following orders, I have to inform youthat you are overdue!' 'I know that......let me talk to my   Husband about it tonight. He willspeak to your Company tomorrow ' That night, she tells her husband about   the call, and he, mad as a bull, (as usual, you guess!) rushes to CEB office   the next day. 'What's going on?   You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?What business is that of   yours?' the silva shouts. 'Just   calm down,' says the lady at the reception at CEB, 'it's nothing serious.   All you have to do is pay us.' 'PAY you? And if I refuse?''' 'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but   to cut yours off.' 'And what   would my wife do then?' the husband asks, alarmed !!!!!!!!! 'I don't know. I   guess she'd have to use a  Candle !!!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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