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<blockquote data-quote="Ansh" data-source="post: 2438608" data-attributes="member: 92477"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to be! Come, and then your wish will come true."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The French wanted to start. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"SHIT!!!!!!! ......... "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 12px">MORAL : "THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ansh, post: 2438608, member: 92477"] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to be! Come, and then your wish will come true." The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool. The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!! ......... "[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Book Antiqua] :shocked::shocked::shocked: [/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=3]MORAL : "THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN"[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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