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<blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 13818281" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years reunited at a party... </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">Those who remained talked about their kids. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">He started working at a successful company at the bottom of </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">the barrel.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">to flight school to become a pilot. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">own construction company and is now a multimillionaire... </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">returned from the restroom and asked: </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">'What are all the congratulations for?'</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">for the successes of our sons... </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">What about your son?' </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple">The three friends said: 'What a shame... What a </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple">disappointment.'</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple">The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple">He's my son and I love him. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple">And he hasn't done too bad either.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: Red">His birthday was two weeks ago, </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: Red">and he received </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: Red">a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: Red">a brand new jet and a </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: Red">top of the line Mercedes </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: Red">from his three boyfriends.' </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p></p><p>By Email</p><p>Reps+ Accepted<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="northtech, post: 13818281, member: 8239"] [CENTER][SIZE="4"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="purple"]Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years reunited at a party... After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire... He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons... What about your son?' [/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"][B] The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR="Purple"]The three friends said: 'What a shame... What a disappointment.' The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. [/COLOR] [B][COLOR="Red"] His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.' [/COLOR][/B] [/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] By Email Reps+ Accepted:) [/QUOTE]
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