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Message: <blockquote data-quote="champi123" data-source="post: 3983659" data-attributes="member: 63405"><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The Doctor told him there is a simple formal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.</strong></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey , what's for dinner?"</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>No response.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Still no response.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Again he gets no response.</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>(I just love this)</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"Ralph, <u>for the FIFTH time,</u> CHICKEN!"</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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