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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Doly" data-source="post: 3295077" data-attributes="member: 118820"><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"What in heaven is she expecting?" cried the Officer.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 26px">"Me."</span> said the soldier simply.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: purple"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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