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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kosandpol" data-source="post: 3398300" data-attributes="member: 105851">Famous Players <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mjordan.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/3a/Mjordan.jpg/134px-Mjordan.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>  <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mjordan.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.wikia.com/common/releases_200811.1/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>The only basketball player, who is more known than the NBA<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Owing to his short stature and salesmanship in the fields of jerseys and athletic shoes, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Allen_Iverson" target="_blank">Allen Iverson</a> is waived from the dribbling rule.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Steve_Nash" target="_blank">Steve Nash</a> is the only NBA player to be MVP eight times in a single season.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Basketball Jones. I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, ooh-ooo-ooh.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> John Amaechi nick names included "gay", "Homosexual", "I like men", "I love Enya", " Please not in the face!", "Ow! It hurts, when is it gonna be my turn?", and "I am English". Also, he speculated to be gay.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Larry Bird is a white dude who was really good.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have had sex with over 6 million men, women, and children during the course of his career.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Andrew [Farkhingh] Lee- this professional basketballer representing the team called "The Revelation". He is a crazy super ultra circus shotter and has a free throw percentage of 1323.3532432%.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Aftab Bismi- the worlds highest dunker at 18. He is only 6 9'.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Bill Russell won 11 NBA championships and is a "------- smug asshole" according to everybody who wasn't on his team.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Johnson" target="_blank">Magic Johnson</a> has <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AIDS" target="_blank">aides</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_People" target="_blank">Charles Barkley</a> is almost 750 pounds!</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Andrew_Jackson" target="_blank">Bo Jackson</a> played professionally in 12 different sports and loves <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gay" target="_blank">Anderson Cooper</a> because he has eyes that say “I’m nice but naughty too."</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Steve_Nash" target="_blank">Steve Nash</a> & <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pimp" target="_blank">Dirk Nowitzki</a> are the contenders for MVP.  2 white people, one canadian, 1 GERMAN. The majority of the league is black.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Tim_Duncan&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">Tim Duncan</a>, the world's biggest window cleaner, for hitting all his shots off the backboard, has the nickname the big fundamental. He is from the Virgin Islands. Ironically, he is still a <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Virgin" target="_blank">Virgin</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Kobe Bryant is the player, coach, president, and owner of the Los Angeles Kobe Bryants (formerly known as the Los Angeles Lakers, until they realized there were no lakes in LA) He is the only player on the team, and the KB's are the only one player team in the NBA. The team was known for winning every NBA title from 2001-2004 (with the exception of the 2003 season, where the entire team was placed under arrest for rape)Kobe Bryant has also won the bitch award twice in his career(2006, 2007). He also pays the refs before every game so he is never called for any violations.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jerome_James" target="_blank">Jerome James</a> league's reigning fattest player.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Raja Bell is the flopping actor that likes to fall around courts. He has won 4 consecutive years for best acting award, which is two shy of Kobe Bryant for 6 straight(Both were nominated in 2007 but lost to Anderson Varejao )</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Stephon Marbury- biggest tool ever in the NBA with his clothing line selling at very low prices.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Yao Ming - a <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Robot" target="_blank">robot</a> built by <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/China" target="_blank">Red China</a> that was sold to the Houston Rocket Scientists. Yao breaks frequently, as most <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Communist" target="_blank">Communist</a> products do.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Latrell_Sprewell&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">Latrell Sprewell</a> - Great NBA player who saved his coach from choking in 1997.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Sasha Vujacic is the award winner for the league's best flopper and cheap shotter. He is currently in a gay relationship with Kwame Brown.</li> </ul></blockquote>

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