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<blockquote data-quote="Hiroshan1" data-source="post: 3256036" data-attributes="member: 112170"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">1. A </span></span><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!"(FOR DIAL UP'S) </span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU!</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">8. Tech support calls YOU for help.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">18. You say......."Where did the time go??"</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">21.You end your sentences with.....three or more periods..... ..</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">23. You think faster than the computer.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">26. You're on the phone and say BRB.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">30. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws</span></span></span></a><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">-of-life.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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Tech support calls YOU for help.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]18. You say......."Where did the time go??"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]21.You end your sentences with.....three or more periods..... ..[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]23. You think faster than the computer.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]26. You're on the phone and say BRB.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/net-addict.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]30. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]-of-life.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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