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Message: <blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4207484" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">One morning the husband returns after several hours </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">of fishing and decides to take a nap. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Although not familiar with the lake, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the wife decides to take the boat out. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">She motors out a short distance, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">anchors, and reads her book. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He pulls up alongside the woman and says, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Reading a book,' she replies, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">( thinking , 'Isn't that obvious ? ') </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Yes, but you have all the equipment. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">For all I know you could start at any moment. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I'll have to take you in and write you up.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'For reading a book,' she replies , </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">he informs her again, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I'm reading' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Yes, but you have all the equipment. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">For all I know you could start at any moment. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I'll have to take you in and write you up.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'If you do that, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I'll have to charge you with sexual assault ,' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">says the woman. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'That's true, but you have all the quipment. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">For all I know you could start at any moment.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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