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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Diego97" data-source="post: 5927997" data-attributes="member: 143245"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange">         </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange">There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange">The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange">The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here. The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange">                       </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange">After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set it's nest on fire!!!" Never lie to kids, ESPECIALLY GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Green">If ya lyk ma Post gimme REP .... .</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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