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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 674451" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">Never lie.. but Use your mind...</span></p><p></strong></span><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"" So never lie.. but Use your mind ""</span></p><p></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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