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<blockquote data-quote="Sujakshan" data-source="post: 1367273" data-attributes="member: 1353"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A man called home to his wife and said, "</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Honey</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I have been asked to go fishing up in Benthota <span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">with my boss & several of his Friends</span></span></span></span> . </p><p></p><p><strong>We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" By the way,</strong> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.</span></span></span></span> " </p><p></p><p><strong>The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>He said, "Yes! Lots of Thora, some Balaya, and a few Mora. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?" </strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia">You'll love the answer...</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p>The wife replied, "<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">I did. They're in your fishing box </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">..."</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Never Lie To </span></span>A Woman...!!! </p><p> Thats what you call getting caught with your pants down.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sujakshan, post: 1367273, member: 1353"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]A man called home to his wife and said, " [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Honey[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]I have been asked to go fishing up in Benthota [COLOR=green][COLOR=green]with my boss & several of his Friends[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] . [B]We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" By the way,[/B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] " [B]The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Thora, some Balaya, and a few Mora. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?" [/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia] You'll love the answer...[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] The wife replied, "[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]I did. They're in your fishing box [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]..."[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6] Never Lie To [/SIZE][/FONT]A Woman...!!! Thats what you call getting caught with your pants down. [/QUOTE]
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