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<blockquote data-quote="chip" data-source="post: 25814" data-attributes="member: 1963"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">Brian invited his mother over for dinner. </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> than met the eye. </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> don't suppose she took it, do you?" </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> So he sat down and wrote: </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> "Dear Mom: </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> Love, Brian " </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> "Dear Son: </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> But the fact remains that if Stephanie was sleeping in her own bed, </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> he would have found the gravy ladle by now. </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"> Love, Mom"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chip, post: 25814, member: 1963"] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=green]Brian invited his mother over for dinner. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] than met the eye. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] don't suppose she took it, do you?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] So he sat down and wrote: [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] "Dear Mom: [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] Love, Brian " [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] "Dear Son: [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] But the fact remains that if Stephanie was sleeping in her own bed, [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] he would have found the gravy ladle by now. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=green] Love, Mom"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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