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<blockquote data-quote="Tuffey" data-source="post: 305431" data-attributes="member: 2129"><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Never to be over confident.........</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">gifts from her pupils.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tuffey, post: 305431, member: 2129"] [COLOR="Black"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Verdana"]Never to be over confident.........[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Navy"][SIZE="5"][FONT="Verdana"]It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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