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<blockquote data-quote="scoobss" data-source="post: 610397" data-attributes="member: 13192"><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Cowboy Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">proudly.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">He walks into the house and says to his wife "Notice anything different</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">about me?"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Bessie looks him over "Nope."</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">walks back into the room completely naked, except for the boots.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">NOW?"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">again tomorrow."</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Roy, shoulda bought a hat".</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="scoobss, post: 610397, member: 13192"] [COLOR="Indigo"][B][SIZE="3"]Cowboy Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over "Nope." Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked, except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Roy, shoulda bought a hat".[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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