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<blockquote data-quote="milindayu" data-source="post: 602548" data-attributes="member: 4467"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">A Company, feeling it was time for a shape-up, hires a new CEO. The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy working, except for this guy.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The CEO decides to let his staff know that he means business!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week.........Why?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Here's two weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!".</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Surprised and in fear, the guy immediately leaves.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Feeling pretty good about having fired his first worker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Does anyone want to tell me which department that worker belonged to?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"He was the Pizza Delivery guy from Domino's."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="milindayu, post: 602548, member: 4467"] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]A Company, feeling it was time for a shape-up, hires a new CEO. The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy working, except for this guy. The CEO decides to let his staff know that he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week.........Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!". Surprised and in fear, the guy immediately leaves. Feeling pretty good about having fired his first worker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, " Does anyone want to tell me which department that worker belonged to?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He was the Pizza Delivery guy from Domino's."[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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