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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MaD-DoC" data-source="post: 2314835" data-attributes="member: 56284">The Devil wears Bata A story of revenge and pair of lost rubber slippers. Starring Ranjan Ramanayake (Lankem Romeolus), Anarkali (Julilatha), and a private bus. Shot entirely on the 138 bus route, this movie features amazing shots of feet and a crushed wart. Stunts by a bus conductor and soundtrack by The Centipedes (formerly known as Centigradez)Rated R for indecent exposure of feet.The Last SamoosaAn emotional tale of life, tragedy, leftovers and moving on. Based on the true story of a waiter at Hotel Pilawoos (not played by Tom Cruise), this movie recounts one man’s lone struggle against injustice and local health inspectors (played by Sanath Gunethelika and Samuel L. Jackson).   Rated PG for mild scenes of diarrhoea.School of JockInspired by the original School of Rock, this movie follows a group of local hip hop artists as they try to reach greater heights by lowering their pants. Shot entirely on location next to the escalator at Majestic City, this movie is truly an inspiration for anyone with dyslexia and oversize pants. Features brand new re-re-re-remixed versions of remixed Bollywood songs.Rated PG-13 for bad language and overexposed boxer shorts.Hyde ParkA new animation by the creators of South Park featuring oversized drawings of Sri Lankan politicians. This unique animation of a political rally was done in just 4 colours (blue, green, red and yellow) and features the voice talents of the inmates of the Dehiwela Zoo and lottery ticket seller from Slave Island. Rated R for bad and/or misleading language299.99Originally titled 300, but later changed after a lawsuit. The story of 300 pairs of Bata Slippers and their owners. A story of courage and determination against all odds and ‘Adibas’ deck shoes. See a band of brave Bata owners wield their lethal slippers in some of the greatest combat scenes in movie history. ‘This is for BATAAAA!!!!’Rated R for extreme violenceReality Bite SURVIVOR SRI LANKAFollow a group ordinary middle class Sri Lankans on an exciting adventure into the unknown. See how they try to withstand the harsh and hostile environment of Colombo city with nothing but a month’s salary! It’s a battle of wits and physical endurance as our brave contestants experience price hikes and state taxes, dodge bombs and speeding private buses, endure political speeches, local pop music and teledramas. Who will make it to the end of the month? In the end there can only be one.PIMP MY TRISHAWHosted by the inimitable hip hop legend Iraj, Pimp My Trishaw puts the bling back in your trishaw! This week Iraj and his crew, South Westside Panchikawatte Autos, surprise Wakaputu Handi Sunil. Once a beat up brakeless killing machine, now modified with original stolen parts; a Pioneer Radio/Cassette with super ‘buffel’ system at the back, a secret marijuana/kitchen knife compartment and a neon pink paint job with luminous yellow ‘American Eagle’ and ‘4WD’ stickers. This gansta episode also features a wide range of oversized Tommy Hilfinger t-shirts from No Limit.SRI LANKA'S NEXT TOP GANGSTERThe Sri Lanka Rupavihini Corporation makes a comeback in entertainment with this highly acclaimed reality TV show. Follow our charming host Mervyn Silva as he walks into media offices around the island and beat unsuspecting employees to a pulp. An anonymous (and injured) spokesperson for the station said this is the first time they've ever telecast something real, honest and unedited. He also said this is the highest rated show followed by the 223rd rerun of Robin Hood.</blockquote>

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