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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dilhansen" data-source="post: 10564341" data-attributes="member: 317957"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Bill’s company made software to run a car.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car caught fire.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">He started shouting “F1! F1!” but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">A message appeared on the screen, “An illegal function is performed.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">All the window-panes of the car will be closed.” Poor Bill died.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, “You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell.”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Bill pleaded, “I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please.”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span>    If you thought this is worth to read others, please put a BUMP</p></blockquote><p></p>

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