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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sam@" data-source="post: 914937" data-attributes="member: 27411"><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Parrot</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A woman went to a pet shop and immediately</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Spotted a large, beautiful parrot..</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">There was a sign on the cage that said $5.00.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Why so little ?" she asked the pet store owner.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The owner looked at her and said,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Well I should tell you first, that this bird used to live in a house</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The woman thought about this, but decided</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">She wanted the bird any way.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">She took it home and hung the bird's cage up</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">In her living room and waited for it to say something.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"New house, new madam."</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">But then thought "that's really not so bad."</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The bird looked at them and said,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"New house, new madam, new girls."</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The girls and the woman were a bit offended</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">But then began to laugh about the situation</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Considering how and where the parrot had been raised.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Soon after, the woman's husband Keith</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Came home from work.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The bird looked at him and said,</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Hi Keith ! Long time no see "</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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