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<blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 624720" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"><p style="text-align: center">Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red">"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red">"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red">"No sir, our mother."</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red">"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red">"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"></p><p></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="xcorect, post: 624720, member: 27281"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Red"][CENTER]Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?" "No sir, our mother." "Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!" "I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could." [/CENTER][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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