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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4198862" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c49b71">A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c49b71">A tall lady answered the door.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c49b71">Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c49b71">big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c49b71">"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c49b71">I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c49b71">“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" .asked the lady.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c49b71">The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c49b71">"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4198862, member: 167624"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#c49b71]A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#c49b71]A tall lady answered the door.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#c49b71]Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#c49b71]big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#c49b71]"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#c49b71]I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#c49b71]“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" .asked the lady.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#c49b71]The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#c49b71]"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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